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May 25

akseabird:

Happy Super 42 Day!

it was just pointed out to me that the sum of 5 and 25 and 12 is …

anyway, I devoured this book in 9th grade.

May 24

Taken with Instagram at Camden Gardens

May 23

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May 21

H. P. LOVECRAFT WRITES ONE OF THOSE CRAIGSLIST CASUAL ENCOUNTERS ADS

My genitals, if they can even be called such, are a murky conundrum that nearly defy description by Western tongues. The shaft of my daemon paenis is scaled like an alligator, yet bears fur, like the most unnatural wolf, plucked from a laudanum-besotted nightmare. Inscribed on its side are glyphs written in a perverse, savage dialect spoken only by thick-lipped ancients who knew no law. The testicles are a rotund horror of forgotten mystics and long extinct beasts, seemingly designed to tear a scream from the throat of the most hardened sailor. Interested? Please be D/D free and in the Thousand Oaks/Agoura Hills area.

May 19

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May 17

Taken with Instagram at Regency Valley Plaza 6

May 16

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KCRW Traffic Reporter Wrangles a Golden Pylon - FishbowlLA -

Angelenos — is there a brighter spot in your day than that moment when Kajon Cermak says “It’s 4:20?” Also — that’s how she spells her name. #kcrw #traffic

May 15

WELL-INTENTIONED, HE TRIES TO SPEAK SPANISH TO HIS DAUGHTERS BABYSITTER

Here’s a funny thing I wrote on my old blog a couple years ago.

WELL-INTENTIONED, HE TRIES TO SPEAK SPANISH TO HIS DAUGHTERS BABYSITTER

A Poem by John Ross Bowie

Hello. My name is John. I take Spanish in college, but real bad. Real, real bad. But I understand a little.

My baby, my, how do you say, my daughter has three years.

My daughter is crazy.

Real, real crazy.

She has clothes.

But her jacket is not pleasing to her.

Dogs are bad.
She is hungry.

She food a lot, but a little.

Peanut butter is pleasing to her.

What?

I don’t understand.

AH! Peanuts make sick? You sick?

Ah.

I understand.

Yes.

In Memoriam: Kids Reenact 'Sabotage' to Honor the Memory of the Late MCA(via @Gawker) -

Portland-based filmmaker and Dad of the Year shortlister James Winters played next-level Cops and Robbers with his kids and nephew last week while putting together this stellar reenactment of the Beastie Boys’ “Sabotage” to pay tribute to Adam “MCA” Yauch, who passed away May 4th at age 47. [The…