Playbill.com correspondent Ben Rimalower shares his wish list of Broadway musicals that deserve a revival.
Controversial list with a couple of inclusions that I find absurd - MISS SAIGON? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? COME FOR THE RACISM, STAY FOR THE HACK SONGWRITING? - but worth reading if you like musicals. It should be noted that I think Broadway should be 20 productions of Parade running concurrently and fuck the tourists. I’m, like, half kidding.
A movie that contains the deaths of three teenagers, numerous jokes surrounding teen suicide and what is, for all intents and purposes, a school shooting (it actually takes place just off school grounds in the woods, but still - a guy in a black trenchcoat and his hot girlfriend kill two popular football players). Can you musicalize such a movie? In a post-Columbine world?
Yes. Holy shit yes.
The edge has been shaved off a little (and only a little, and in very subtle ways (the guns are kept FAR off school grounds, for instance) and probably only noticeable if you, say, wrote a book about the source material) but Heathers is a teen musical with a dark streak, a huge heart and a great score. It dimensionalizes characters that might have seen cardboard-y in the film, not just through song, but with denser back stories and an intimacy that only theater can give you. Take for example Martha Dumptruck - a fat punchline who is an object of pity in the movie (and is compensated with the gift of the films last line) but in the musical is a) the catalyst for everything that happens and b) an ingenue with a beautiful 11 o’clock number sung gorgeously by the lovely Katie Ladner. The changes continue throughout - this is not a beat for beat copy like Legally Blonde or a campy spoof a la Silence the Musical, this is a true adaptation, adjusted and streamlined and made more theatrical, but still retaining the dark humor, shoulder pads and tart lines of the film.
And judging by the crowd I saw it with - a dozen of them in various states of Heathers cosplay- it works fine by itself for a younger crowd.
The new Transformers movie expertly duplicates the experience of taking an endless road trip with your father, who refuses to see you as a separate person and who is also quietly falling apart. It’s dull, horrifying and miserable. But after nine hours, you realize you’re seeing the failure of patriarchy, in miniature.
"Golly, I wish more reviews of the Transformers films would quote Sylvia Plath!"
As of today, Comedy Central's CC:Studios has released their first full length feature film, Jason Nash Is Marriedfrom Jason Nash. This has been a long time coming ever since it was first conceived as a web series, but we’re glad it’s finally here.
With that said, you should buy it via iTunes, Vimeo on Demand, or on Amazon Instant and enjoy it ASAP.